PARIS (AFP) – The Internet has given birth to a quirky range of modern addictions and maladies, the British weekly New Scientist says in its Christmas issue published this Saturday.
They include these:
– EGO-SURFING: When you frequently check your name and reputation on the Internet.
– BLOG STREAKING: “Revealing secrets or personal information online which for everybody’s sake would be best kept private.”
– CRACKBERRY: “The curse of the modern executive: not being able to stop checking your BlackBerry, even at your grandmother’s funeral.” (A BlackBerry is a popular handheld device that can be used for phoning, emailing and web-browsing).
– GOOGLE-STALKING: Defined as “snooping online on old friends, colleagues or first dates.”
– CYBERCHONDRIA: “A headache and a particular rash at the same time? Extensive online research tells you it must be cancer.”
– PHOTOLURKING: Flicking through a photo album of someone you’ve never met.
– WIKIPEDIHOLISM: Excess devotion to contributing to the online collaborative encyclopaedia, Wikipedia. (Wikipedia even has a page where you can test whether you’re an addict: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Are-You-a-Wikipediholic-Test)).
– CHEESEPODDING: Downloading of a song “so cheesy that you could cover it in plastic wrap and sell it at the deli counter.” Cheesepodders are especially vulnerable to soft-rock favourites from the 1970’s.
OHHHH. There must be something wrong with me. I am guilty of all of the above.
Is there a dotor in the house.
I am guilty of some….but not enough! maybe I will get some new toys from santa!
Thanks lala. I just relized I don’t own a blackberry….and I don’t blog myself per-say. But everying else I do.
Let us all take note of our affliction(s) and move to recovery in this new year. I hope to call people(on the phone) or drop in(in person) or invite them out(in public)more this year!